Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Besides Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Powerpuff Girls, or maybe John Lennon, there is also another human with special power too. She was born as a heroine, called Sophor. She could light up the sky when it's too dark, she could spread sugar powder to all over the city, she could think of 50 things in one time, and she could fly like a spaceship.
BUT (absolutely BUT) Sophor has this one leakage. She's way too shy as a heroine. Her heart beats so fast when she has to help people or whenever her power comes out. She even almost cries when everybody stares at her super power executions. Just like when you have to read a poem in front of a million classmates.
That's why Sophor always says no when a movie producer wants to make superhero movie about her. She's too shy. Her cotton fabric cloth covers her face anytime she's out, just to cover her blushing cheeks when the power comes out.
For the worst thing, she even thinks twice to use her power against the enemies. So, who wants to care about a shy heroine named Sophor? Go read marvels, guys.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Forbidden Fish Lips
The hardest person to talk with is not Angelina Jolie or George Bush. I'll say the right person to get the "Untalk Person" award is Kanya Tallush.
Well, not because she's snobby, or stupid, or voiceless. Or having problem with stinky mouth. Not at all. It is because her lips shaped like fish. Whenever she talks, some part of her lips don't move, some swim to the left side, some swim to the bottom, and it's just so miserable. Also, the worst part is her mouth always produces really big amount of saliva when she tries to talk. Just like a swimming fish.
Kanya feels lonely because she can't talk to anybody. It's not her dream to have fishy lips. Her parents are normal, her little sister Tray is normal, her big brother Johnson is normal, and even her puppy Bacon is that normal as a terrier.
Suddenly, when Kanya walked along the street with her empty companion, she stopped right in front of a pet shop. She saw three little dogs, two cats, a bunch of white rats, two gross snakes, and....one little goldfish inside a glassy jar.
It's only written "2 $"
"Twosh Dowshlarrs?" Kanya talked to herself, producing lots of saliva and blurry spells.
Is that her name? Her price? Her self value? Her brand? Her surname?
Of course it's her price, she answered her stupid question to herself with a bitter smile.
The goldfish was staring at Kanya's lips, for Kanya's sake.
"Hesshloow...gowshfisshh....I awms Kannyiaashh.." Kanya greeted the goldfish.
For no more lies in this world, the goldfish spread her lips wider. It's a smile! Then the goldfish talked something to Kanya. "Your lips look awesome," it said. Kanya was totally amazed, that she could understand exactly what the goldfish had said to her.
Kanya took the jar and gave it to the cashier.
The cashier fortunately was too busy to ask anything to Kanya, so he only took 2 dollars from Kanya's hand and put the goldfish into a ballooned plastic bag. "Thank you for shopping at Marco's Pet Shop," he said without even looking at Kanya. One thing that made Kanya felt more happy that day. A new best friend that would understand her lips, and cheap price for a big-worthy creature such as goldfish.
What a gold day...
Saturday, February 03, 2007
"What are those on your face???!!!" Brian asked, showing some unattractive smirk on his face as he stared down to her ex's face, that girl named Ann Bob who used to be really optimistic about anything. Except for two things in this world.
Ann Bob quickly covered her face with hands, hiding her red nose too from crying. "Please..we just met,like after all these years, and you just reckon my zits like that. Bry...I'm hopeless...after I was hopeless with you, than these zits are just worse than you." She almost whispered in front of her oily onion rings.
Bry walked slowly to her side. He remembered how the first time they met at their first day of college. He really adored her blue hair and weird sense of style. That girl was also put her heart on him, which became so easy for Bry because she phoned him first. Since that first ring day, they went steady and safe like Airbud and his playing ball. Unfortunately, the ball is no longer his. Eh? Uhm, yes, Bry is no longer Ann Bob's boyfriend.
And now Bry and Ann were meeting at Topi Cafe, which used to be their favorite spot when they're still together. Ann invited Bry. Ann insisted Bry, exactly, to tell him all about this spell thing.
"How did the zits show up like this?" Bry asked suspiciously. "Don't tell me it's because of--"
"Of course not!" Ann Bob cutted his words with bitter tones of lying. "I won't spend my money for that thing just to get you back."
Bry locked his eyes on her. "Don't lie to me, Annie. You wanted to meet me for some reason. Help you out from the curse?" Then he laughed a little coldly.
Ann Bob sighed. "Oh, Bry...ok, I went to that woman again, and it ended up like this. She said the spell wouldn't work if you're married to someone, and yes as the award I would get these billions of zits on my face. So...you're married huh?"
Bry slapped his face with his own hand in disbelief. "Ann...I thought I knew you. But..How could I ever think that you're serious when you wanted to put me on a spell?????? GOd!!!! Jezz..and it's totally wrong for not telling you that i've been married. Oh God.. now look at you!! But Ann... you really"
Three seconds later, Ann Bob has faced an empty chair in front of her. This was the second spell. The second failed spell. Then she remembered how she got this blue hair after she broke up with Timothy. No more spells.
But maybe someone, just maybe, would fall in love with her billions zits, like Bry fell in love with her blue hair.
Spell always works something in its odd way, trust Ann.