Me: 911.. I am reporting a murder.
911: Yes, can you tell us what and where you are Miss...
Me: Somebody just shoot me at heart
911: I beg you pardon?
Me: Yes... and now I'm bleeding, but the funny thing is my blood shaped like heart.
911: You are telling us that you're bleeding some heart?
Me: Yes.. and the guy who shot me is now flying.
911: Are you trying to fool us?
Me: No, Sir... there's a Cupid in front of me.
911: great. (hung up the phone)
'Me' is just in love, guys. Leave her alone.