FOR GOOD LOOKING ONLY

IF YOU ARE UGLY, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS.

IF YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING, PLEASE READ THIS AND LEAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER.

IF YOU ARE UGLY AND STILL WANT TO READ, I THINK YOU ARE HUMBLE SO PLEASE BE MY FRIEND.

IF YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING AND DON'T WANT TO READ, PLEASE STILL LEAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER.

(this writing is going to use a lot of repetitive words, so please be prepared for Similar-Words-Hangover you poor reader)

Okay, there's actually nothing anything about ugly victimization here, because being good looking is too easy.

 You're good looking enough with a cool music playlist on your Ipod, you're good looking enough with the right ex in the past that made you even look harder to get, you're good looking enough with the right scent, you're good looking enough with the right logo on your shoes, you're good looking enough with no answer on the phone, you're good looking enough with right hobbies & interests, you're good looking enough with good taste in literature, and you're good looking enough with nice status on your twitter (for 2009-2010 period anyway, in twitter case).

 If you don't have an Ipod, no perfume, cheap logo on your shoes, got no Ex, no hobbies & interests,  hate reading, and.. got no twitter account, then I would say you have to chase some flight to Vatican. 

IF YOU ARE UGLY AND STILL READING THIS, I THINK YOU'RE NOT THAT UGLY.

IF YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING AND STILL READING THIS, THEN I GUESS YOU ARE A NICE GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE WITH A LOT OF SPARE TIME. I LIKE YOU

IF YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING AND ARE NOT READING THIS BECAUSE YOU HAVE CLICKED "X" BUTTON ON MY WINDOW THEN I GUESS YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING BUT SOMEHOW BORING.

IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY GOOD LOOKING AND ARE NOT READING THIS BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE UGLY, THEN I LIKE YOU THE MOST.

BUT ONLY FOR TODAY, FOR EVERYONE WHO READS THIS, PLEASE HEAR THIS: I THINK YOU ARE SOOO GOOD LOOKING!

GO ON... TELL YOUR MOM THAT SOMEBODY FROM A BLOG JUST RANKED YOU A GOOD LOOKING PERSON! 

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